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DE-PROGRAMMER

OVERVIEW

Since the 1960's, our bodies have been subjected to countless forms of harmful and 'intelligent' metals*. This incredible device is electro-magnetic (like you) and 'jams' foreign the matter, restoring your body to a purely organic state.

*forgive my cryptic syntax.. I'll type it here backwards once: onan  oib-hcet

henceforth replaced with the word 'onan'

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$350

+ SHIPPING

BENEFITS

- Easy to use

- Painless

- Does so quickly

- Do it from home

- Expels harmful internal substances

- One-time purchase

- Nothing needed to maintain

- Restores organic internal landscape

EFFECTS

- Mental clarity

- Emotional balance

- Clear many skin disorders

- Renewed appreciation for joy & life

- Body no longer receives undesired frequency

- Sovereignty over your being

- Calmer dream state

- More to report soon...

PHOTOS

 

These are magnified photos of the material residue in baths after bath sessions. Some are ours and others are screenshots taken from videos...

Specifications

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  • hand-made to order​

    8 inch triangle

  • 80 magnets

  • 100 ft of copper wire

  • waterproof

  • 8 amp electrical tape

  • standard US outlet

  • added safety measures

  • ships in 7 business days

READY TO FEEL LIKE YOURSELF AGAIN?

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MY EXPERIENCE

VIDEO

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$350

+ SHIPPING

RECIPE INSTRUCTIONS

 

Draw a hot bath. Add the following 3 ingredients, making sure they are completely dissolved :

- 1 Cup of Epsom Salts

- 1/2 Cup of Baking Soda

- 1/2 Cup of Borax

Bath Instructions

IMPORTANT!!

WATCH THIS VIDEO FOR POSITION INSTRUCTIONS:

How It Works:

 

THE TRIANGLE JAMS THE ONANS,

RENDERING THEM DISABLED. 

 

THE HOT WATER OPENS YOUR PORES FOR RELEASE

 

THE 3 INGREDIENTS PULL OUT FOREIGN MATERIALS

WHAT TO EXPECT:

A few hours after your bath, once the water has settled, you'll find any number of things - ranging from grey dust, black specks, black gelatinous globs or colored strings - some visible to the naked eye, others need to be magnified. 

(email your pics)

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Testimonials

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K'S EXPERIENCE

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I'S EXPERIENCE

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E'S EXPERIENCE

KR'S EXPERIENCE

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